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Congrats, Capitals!

The cycle is complete. One of hockey's most illustrious legacies of failure has been broken. I tried to hold back my salt output to make this for you guys. It's been a ...

Congrats, Capitals! (2017)

"And on the seventh day, The Washington Capitals were eliminated in the second round by the Pittsburgh Penguins... again" ~ The Book of Lemieux, 9:1 Caps ...

Congrats, Nationals!

The Nationals failing miserably in October is one of the many constants of life. The Cubs literally tried to hand you the game on a silver platter and still you found ...

Congrats, Preds!

I'd rather have done a video about the Pens losing, but the hockey gods apparently will not allow it. Here is the consolation prize. Sorry, Smashville.

Congrats, Pens!

I really didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice. This is for all of those stale, overused memes that we've lost as a result of you losing to the Capitals.

Congrats, Lightning!

I knew there was a reason why I was pessimistic about your chances in the playoffs. Not scoring a goal in over two and a half games is a good validation of said ...

Congrats, Flyers!

For a guy that you say sucks, he sure owns the shit out of you on a yearly basis. No offense, Philly. You can blame this on goaltending all you want, but how do ...

Congrats, Ducks! (2018)

So what the hell was that supposed to be, Ducks? Weren't you supposed to have the most momentum out of anyone going into the postseason? All I saw was ...