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Congrats, Capitals! (2017)

"And on the seventh day, The Washington Capitals were eliminated in the second round by the Pittsburgh Penguins... again" ~ The Book of Lemieux, 9:1 Caps ...

Congrats, Capitals!

The cycle is complete. One of hockey's most illustrious legacies of failure has been broken. I tried to hold back my salt output to make this for you guys. It's been a ...

Congrats, Nationals!

The Nationals failing miserably in October is one of the many constants of life. The Cubs literally tried to hand you the game on a silver platter and still you found ...

Congrats, Lightning!

I knew there was a reason why I was pessimistic about your chances in the playoffs. Not scoring a goal in over two and a half games is a good validation of said ...

Congrats, Pens!

I really didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice. This is for all of those stale, overused memes that we've lost as a result of you losing to the Capitals.

Congrats, Ducks! (2018)

So what the hell was that supposed to be, Ducks? Weren't you supposed to have the most momentum out of anyone going into the postseason? All I saw was ...

Congrats, Preds!

I'd rather have done a video about the Pens losing, but the hockey gods apparently will not allow it. Here is the consolation prize. Sorry, Smashville.